How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home