Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !