Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !