Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!