Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching