What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.