How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.