How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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A condescending con descending.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead