How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.