Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead