How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.