How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.