How does a cat tell time??

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8