What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.