What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!