What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."