Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.