Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.