Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in