How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.