How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"