What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.