What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.