How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!