Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.