Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.