Because they can't even.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Because it is using steroids.
Broadview*
You use tulips.
Because the "p" is silent!
A comic relief.
They can't even.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
