What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.