How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world