How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying