What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/