x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A mammoth !
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A no-bell prize
guy who invented ketchup packets
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Rady O'Gaga
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Just ice.
Just ice
