x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A nun only serves one God.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
An autistocrat.
Draculaw
Wild Twerky!
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
