What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss