How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.