How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Historian Jokes More Historian Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..