How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Historian Jokes More Historian Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top