What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)