What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.