What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.