What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe