How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish