What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.