What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.