Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.