Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.