How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire