How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire