How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them