How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.