What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?