How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.