What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.