What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin