What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours