What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.