What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.