What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.