How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.