How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.