What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.