What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it