Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.