Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Man Good Friend Jokes More Man Good Friend Jokes

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating