Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.