When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.