How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!