What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "