What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly