What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!