What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!