What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport