How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!