How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.